Mom “hooked-up” with the landlord over how terrible David is.... and they both strong handed him

Rival Jeep guys will sometimes dress up like “Hoarders” producers in order to liberate your most desirable spare parts. Don’t trust them!

There was an intervention.

This whole article seems like it’s just one big plug...

she is the only reason I watched skipped through this video...

well jeff, please allow me to share this wonderful gem with you.

I wouldn’t mind being a yet another one of her bad choices.

I’m all for doing your own thing, but I can’t even with this car.

She’s got a nice giggle and she can clearly be talked into questionable acts.

Lighten up Francis.

Kill yourself

my exact reaction...

This is cringe worthy even without the trailer/trailer loading.

The condoms “it won’t baby”.

That’s why you sell it as “Jalopnik Anti-Freeze and all-organic Octane Booster.”

I’d also like to sell Brefass Scotch but the dumb “state” says I need a “liquor license” blah blah blah

Jalopnik: The Fragrance. A mix of motor oil, exhaust fumes, tire smoke, and decaying old-car interior.

Maybe you can sell them to just Ferrari owners.

When you gonna sell firesuits for racing and stuff ya know.

Yes, let’s use this as inspiration.