Some people spend their while lives chasing the dragon. He caught his.

Why did he hit it? It was in plane sight.

What killed the dinosaurs?

Disgusting.

So now its actually fast...

Why be insulted, according to Jezza you’re a bit over 5 yards.

Please do not use “retard” for pretty much anything. It really derides people with special needs, a segment of the population which takes a significant amount of abuse.

I have driven one, and I must say it checks all the boxes.

Should NOT:

I feel no remorse for this derpasaurus.

you monster

BMW = Bus Metro Walk

It’s a Benz.

This dude sounds insufferable. I hope he steps on Legos every morning.

I read that as it must be a Mercedes.

With as retarded of a list of wants as he has, this is the only suitable option.

Should NOT:

You just got Jalop’d and screwed.