He probably says it that way on purpose so nobody would confuse him as a grown man that spends waking hours contemplating pokemon...s.

Things you should never do in a CVT vehicle:
1) Drive a CVT vehicle

Kick the pearl clutchers to the curb and make the Olympics nude again!

I am so proud to give you the first of many stars.

Meanwhile, on the other side of the pool...

You can barely seem them nipples...

If I’m even in a plane crash, and everyone is safely evacuated, you bet your ass I’m going to turn around and take a picture.

*comes back to life*

*cough cough* saudi arabia *cough cough* egypt *cough cough cough*

#LOST

"I am so leaving a negative review on their Yelp page for this"

Not only is your stuff not worth your life, it isn’t worth the life of the other passengers you are blocking from escaping. But there’s always time for a text.

What is that 1 1/2" Schedule 40 pipe from Home Depot doing in the car?

The worst is that people commenting on that instagram are convinced that cage did its job...

Here’s an exclusive spy photo of the sporty Passat.

It’s grounded to the ground!

So this is like the old Corolla S.