Well that took a dark turn.

“Hi. I work at the BBC and my job is to vet our top presenters to make sure they don’t embarrass the station” said no one ever?

Those who saw Evans expose himself said that it was no big deal.

I guess punching a producer doesn’t seem so bad now, does it?

Call a doctor, your sense of humor is broken.

*international nightmare

Great, you made me spit out my coffee!

Our long national nightmare is over.

Only appropriate that on 4th of July the American once again conquers the Brit.

Alissa=BAD, Alanis=GOOD.

For the last time, I am not the person who wants to ban cars.

Would you have written this if the guy had been a Muslim?

I thought Donald Trump only flew on his own plane.

Poor door fit? Check.

The only person who can stop a bad Mustang driver is a good Mustang and driver.

BAN ASSAULT MUSTANGS!!

You can just imagine the body count if the tire pressures were correct.

*Huehuehue-ing intensifies*

Police are still processing evidence from the scene, but believe they may have found a key clue in unraveling the events...

That would require....owning an XBox.