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Jeep tipped over? NO A TURTLE!!!

*Porsche*

I need to start driving in the city....

SO MUCH LIKE!!!

COTD a billion times over

Still counts as bad timing!

I prefer dreams to come true

Lets be clear: the man currently in office has ZERO authority.

Nope, the man who screamed had his Prius in a parking garage^

Those are the rare ones^

From an aspect of a New Yorker, I’m pretty shocked. Gun-free zone habitants wanting a COP to shoot a person? Exactly how much was the person exclaiming “Shoot Him” involved with the Daily News (who are 100% a bunch of commies)?

Carrots are grown in the ground.

This is the most justice-related gif I’ve seen ever and i absolutely love it

Chris Evans ruins this show. I cannot stand watching it with him in it. Horrid. Atrocious. Clarkson is currently shitting himself laughing as to how horrible this show has become.

Familiar story. Ours got stuck in a bag, freaked the fuck out and could not stop pooping everywhere.

Mustang Driver: “WATER?! I thought it was a crowd of people...”

Vaginal rejuvenation..?

Cookies, points and stars for this man!!!!!^

Love,

Mainly the people in them are stuck up/ rude/ need to be burned on a stake