Perfect “Surprise Mothafucka!!!” meme opportunity.

^Speaking of english, “Continuous”

COTD

You shut your whore mouth!

This one. This one wins.

Way to poop all over the party, guy.

This had me on the floor, right out of a good SNL bit

Man, do I L-O-V-E (for the gawkians that spells “Love”) hypocrites!!!

who's gonna clean THAT up??

Obligatory

“ CNN”

I like Rutledge. But this doesnt change my opinion on the US version of Top Gear. Its still dreadful.

COTD

Balance is everything!!

“Spike Lee wishes his team was movies were mediocre at best”

Getting a hack saw now

Nope. Nope. Nope. Ill pass. Nope.

This is why we can't have nice things!!!

Well, now I have no excuse to bring our dog in the mustang anymore. Seems that if a dog can sit in a LaFerrari and leave dog butt marks and sober trails, its ok for me to let my dog do the same.