As a New Yorker, I commend this man who’s dream is to become a person who could better handle areas of the public transportation system than most people already employed.

*SNORT* LOL

^120% the truth

What exactly are you on, and where do I get it?

Yeah, if you stand on a hill and shoot up (hence GRAVITY).

Holy lightning balls this is awesome!!!

Powerbottom sounds like a gastrointestinal issue.

SOAB this made me laugh.

Oh cmon.

Life skill: be able to take an impact of a 5,000+lb TRUCK (emphasized) and live to tell the tale.

this FTW

60% of the time, ALL the time.

I think we missed one. If i could punch a vehicle in the face, it would be any landscaping truck. I understand people are trying to do their jobs, but maybe have a little common courtesy like now blowing dust, rocks or leaves directly at my car which most of the time is parked ACROSS the street????

So happy someone recognized this.

I’d like to punch the car AND the owners.

Some say he’s able to communicate with the dead. However, the only reason he would use this power is to overhear Enzo Ferrari and Carroll Shelby bicker over their past accomplishments. He would interrupt them both and declare that he himself is the best accomplishment that has ever been seen by mortal eyes.

Case is now CLOSED

Someones daughter/ Bronie wouldn’t instantly click that, right?

Meh, you’re just worried they’ll find your porn sites located in the folder named “Important business websites”.

this made me laugh uncontrollably. all the likes for you sir!