thats just begging for some sort of death

Trophy wife material.

No ones said it yet. I can see the blimps sack...

shit someone beat me to it. but ‘Merica.

vomit everywhere

Some say that he dwells in the back of the “Indestructible Toyota Hilux” in the abandoned Top Gear studio. They also say if any sort of already deemed useless vehicle attempts to enter, he will consume it whole as a way of cleansing society of one less dumb creation.

does the yacht come with snark radar?

“(with brand new Pilot SuperSports)“

Nope. No. This just screams crackpipe and old people (elderly people with crackpipes??) from the inside out. This was not a great generation of American Cars (it ended in 72 and thats stretching it a little).

pretty sure it was a Lambo

“SKKKKKEERRRTTTT *Airplane drift noises*”

“What did you get in your lunch today?”

This is the best start I've ever read. Priceless.

this should be nominated for a deadspin reply

worth it

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

HOLY CUPHOLDERS....

Lawdy, I done have died and gone to off-road heaven.....

This. I LOVE this feature.

How does one correctly think about this car...?