Hey Brother, I could be wrong. if so, Shame On Me.

Wondering what he’d give for the whole family....

Think these guys beat the US to it....

Says the person that stared at these glorious vehicles and couldn’t drive them home to his luxurious home, bang his model wife/s and sleep in the most fancy sort of Egyptian bed sheets ever created for mankind.

inhaling $4G’s worth of tire smoke.

fuck the price, just give it to me now!!!!

This is a lie

See, now THIS is what I want in my garage.

This got me havin the feels, man...

A solo for your sorrow

Bush may have started it, but your idol “promised” to end it. No such thing happened.

Who ever said Bush was good???? Im just saying Obama is worse. Giving any sort of credit to him for any part of that mission is absolutely degrading to the men or women who were actually involved in taking that SOB down.

I would think so

Heres a good example of POSPOTUS taking credit for something: Credit for killing Osama.

Avicci!!!! I knew he was behind this mess!!

Now I know I can not bring a luggage bag to jamaica

This is my new wallpaper

“pfft, my great aunt is bigger than that”

Cue the awkward “blatant public boner” jokes

*giant sigh of relief*