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GO FORTH AND RETRIEVE SOME HUMOROUS/ IDIOTIC TALES OF STUPIDITY!!!

I now pronounce thee, Husband and Porsche!!

This. I need (MUST HAVE FUCKING GIVE IT TO ME NOW) now.

what about those scrumptious looking F-22’s???

Cayman? YES PLEASE.

I’d eat off that floor.......

My point exactly

Oh Lil Kim, when will you learn?

Fixed it

You sir, are not human

Dear GM,

you mean that bumblebee yellow???

ON FIRE.....

Im feeling sticker for the car product storage in the man cave/ garage

“one of them is steezy”

“How do you not make a sex pun from what people said while driving my Hummer?”

FAIR STATEMENT^

actually from what they say smoking harms the environment also.

god I hope so