Well played indeed...

COUNTER-ATTACK! I CHOOSE YOU, RAFT AND PLANE!!!

unless i am mistaken. WAIT. dumb moment. Ivy league football. I rescind my previous statement

No football. game. set. match. boom goes the dynamite.

Ugh I should not have gotten rid of mine.....

Hopefully some kids are enjoying them as much as I did

MERICA!!!!!

Yup

NAY!!!!! AWD muddafuckaaaaaaa

How i feel when the word "Mini-van" is mentioned.

There will be no such vocabulary in marriage. EVER.

So is the pedophile inside

Guy left a wrench behind one of my rotors after brakes were replaced. Could've gotten caught in my wheel.

Never went back...

Feeling kinda like WHHAAAAAAAA-???

Im in!

Congrats on my behalf as well, thank you for your service!

Its only tuesday. Just saying.

"but this job is going to a more qualified applicant, such as an adult chipmunk."

Sure its a dinosaur, but its a SEXY dinosaur

They're also extinct :,(

RUN!!!!!!!!!

You sir, are my hero

Impossible. No such thing as a Harvard bro. Pussies.

YOURE GONNA DIE CLOWN!!!!