If I could order the Bronco from the factory with a Maryland state flag grille I would do that without the slightest hesitation.

Pour one out for my ‘jos

Because it’s used off road a few days out of the year and driven as a daily the rest of it and some people prefer manuals for their daily drivers and will accept having to deal with a manual off road.

Okay, fine (also, neat!).

As hinted by a fellow commenter, Jalopnik literally means “Jalopy beatnik”

Not sure why you’ve assigned a gendered pronoun to your Malfunction Indicator Lamp, but ... the supercab has 4 seats so if you want to carry that bulb around with you you’re good to go.

It’s a shame they’re pushing the crew cab so hard. Crew cab short bed pickups look like hot garbage. The supercab Ranger is so much better looking.

Somebody told me a couple years ago that the new Bronco will just be a warmed-over Everest so we’re in luck.

Geez that thing looks so awkward.

1. Get a rowing machine.

Oh ... oh my. I, uh .... oh my.

The doors will come off, lowering the windshield is dumb anyway, it will come from the factory with 35's and probably 37's as an option.

Yep.

Another random one, the C-X75 prototype:

The V4 they use in the Motus is pretty good. Actually most V4s sound pretty good.

So that means Gymkhana 21 - 30 will be Tanner Foust and 31 - 40 will be Keiichi Tsuchiya, 41 - 50 Sébastien Loeb, then ... ?

I would, but, I don't want it.

Its hideously ugly and terribly executed and they should cancel it entirely.