Or this shit is just totally biased....

Or a slight nod to James Bond?

Bama sucks. WAR DAMN EAGLE. 

Ahh, so I WAS right!!!!! How utterly hilarious this is....

Car & Driver’s Jared Gall has, what I believe is, the single best quote about the Commander:

You know, someone as old as you should know the concept of projection. Its why your dad was so scared that you would turn out to be a queer. He (youre dad) was so terrified of acting on his urges that he had to viciously lash out on you to be a real man.

HA HA HA. You think you know my history via some bad grammar on a Kinja website?

Try again. You must not be a good manager or upper management. Its not what YOU can do or what YOU know. Its the ability to find the answer.

Well, you are likely just stupid. You said price does not dictate quality. To that I say shut that statement up your fucking ass because it does. It might not be a good value per dollar (the Rolls is not 3x the car, even though the price is) BUT to say that price does not correlate to quality is just fucking wrong.

And you taking the time to give me your opinion has done nothing to drvie me to change the way I type on Jalopnik. I misspelled drive and I am not going to fix it, just to spite you. I hope that fills you with rage. Thats the affect I have on u; aparently.

Right, I forgot about that super luxurious Kia Rio and how superior its build quality is to that expensive piece of shit S-Class......

Ahh yes, I forgot the Kia Rio is much better than a S-Class.

Your making won of us look most better then the other 1.

And Ford makes more money selling 995,000 units/yr of F-series. I suppose those are better cars?

+++Player *Fighter of the Nightman* has lost the argument

LOL you think they make more money on a $120k S-Class than a $500k Phantom? WHAT?!?!?!?! The customer can tack on an extra $120k in upgraded PAINT on a Phantom.

Fit and finish. Have you experienced a Phantom in person? 

Give a metric that the S-class wins over the Phantom. 

Please give me one metric the S-class wins over the Phantom....excluding affordability/value. 

Last I checked, I wasnt paid to be a writer....Erik is (for some reason).