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Jalop is Dead
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The manual doesnt make sense for this car... at all. Hell, manual transmission only feel appropriate on rigs (diesel trucks, Wranglers, farm vehicles) and sports cars.

A snatch truck can be had for $20k. Or you already have one as a repo man....and you just make side cash by selling parts on ebay from the cars you boosted. 

Monday: The 418 things I need to fix to make it to MOAB

Well your discovered a facet of life that makes no logical sense....people’s desire to obtain things regardless of their use. Why do people collect little silver spoons? Why do we collect baseball cards? Why do we even watch sports, instead of play them? Why doesnt everyone drive around on a motorcycle? Why do modern

Does it? I live in an area that floods a lot. Like at least 25 days a year its over 15" of standing water in a lot of the city. A high SUV is perfect for this environment.

Thank you for bowing out of this argument. You had no place in here to begin with and your stupidity just makes you look even more pathetic.

You do realize youre the pathetic one here.....right? I mean, there is no way your actually think your the bigger person in this situation........right? You cant be this dense......right?!?!?!?!

Just keep on being jealous of your boss and the offroad adventures he partakes in on the weekends. While your inside playing a video game, he is out there stalking elks and making fire with two sticks. Little prick.

I meant 5mph under but I do see your LOL. 

Kiss my ass, mother fuckers?

I understand what your trying to be frustrated at, but your failure to understand your own limits of your argument are very apparent. How do you know people dont use their rigs? In my Jeep club there is one guy in particular who stands out. He has a 1.5 year old 4-door rubicon. He spend something like $58k just for

What are you arguing? All those locations in press photos are likely found in the USA or something incredibly similar can be found in the USA. You know, we have the Rubicon trail (the one that the Jeeps are named after) in good ole California, right? And that one is just long and somewhat difficult. Most offroad parks

And all those Porsche’s wearing Pilot Super Sport 4S’s are juck poser ass wankers who never take their car to the track or drive it for sport.

Do you always believe what people try to convince you to believe? How do you get the the offroad trail? By driving offroad? Or do you take roads?

And a bronco isnt made to be a rock crawler. Its made to move people. 

So ignore what I said about a house? How many people buy one room houses? How many people buy a house with a “bonus” room or a “spare” bedroom? Or with a dining room. Or a game room. What about those people? Is that a $350 chop saw or are those something you take a loan on.

And I bet your 1969 Charger sees about as much drag strip action as these do offroad trails.

And if Erik left, the worse would be behind Jalopnik. 

This makes me feel funny in all the right ways. 

You talk a lot about your idols cock dude, you alright?