Nine days from the start of the NFL season, we have no idea whether the Super Bowl MVP will play on opening night due to an impossibly convoluted and drawn out process with regards to the air pressure of footballs in a blowout. Somehow the NFL, which I swear was once really good at messaging and handling the media,…

“Would you care if he helped the Japanese sink the Lusitania?”

Who cheated during the Superbowl? I mean, other than Jerry Rice?

“cheated during the Super Bowl”

A Jay Gruden fat joke? Now that’s an offensive line that RGIII can really get behind.

Not true:

By picking and choosing who they’ll tolerate and who they’ll try to destroy[...]

She Rick Perry’d her own letter.

Fuck you McCain for creating this monster. Thank you for your service.

“Those bastards in Bristol are ruining everything,” Palin continued. “I’ll be babysitting every weekend ‘til I’m fucking 75 years old at this rate.”

“Now...where was I on the ESPN thing....oh right, Curt Schilling...”

She is an expert in sports journalism because she studied it at 5 different colleges.

This has been brewing for a long time. Sarah has never quite figured out why ESPN hasn’t shown a Glen Rice highlight during the past decade.

I’m so sorry that happened to you! I recently got into this debate with someone when they discussed underage prostitution. It just disturbs me so much that there are places where people are considered prostitutes when, if there were no money involved, they would still be too young to consent. We need to protect…

“He described sex with minors, including underage prostitutes between the ages of 9 and 16” Um, no. He described raping child sex slaves. No nine year old is a prostitute and no nine year old “has sex” with an adult. Ever. That’s slavery and rape. I know. I too was a nine year old sex slave.

This one?
Btw, as a grey you can still post images - people just have to bring your post out of the greys, like normal.

When I read this, I thought “why would the company cover for Fogle? He’s just their mascot, not the CEO!” But then I realized they were covering their own ass and trying to prevent bad publicity. Oops!

“Build a wall, it’s not that hard.”

So he’s anti-immigration AND pro-amnesty? What’s the point of building a fence if you’re going to be on both sides of it?