Too easy to switch it to a team I root for though it might be picking my favorite child thing to pick favorite team over another. So non favorite team quick answer is Seahawks over Patriots because it was more fun to taunt Boston fans when they hadn’t won one in a while. Stupid Pete Carroll ruining my fun. Thou…

Hi Princess Superstar! I’m sorry you chose not to respond to my email requesting comment but happy to see you here!

Thanks for your comment, Hannah! I am bummed International didn’t bother to respond to my many entreaties to talk but I’m finding and approving all the comments down here by current SSM members.

DRINKING GAME!!!111ONE!

I would add too that in general it is a bad sign when you need to pay more money to advance through the levels of any spiritual organization.

Catchy jingle, though!

Actually, he got it from here:

The Harvard bit is hilarious. Do you know how many mediocre white men from money have “gone to” Harvard? What the fuck kind of distinction is that?

everything IS going to be alright. This guy’s cult in NYC can only get 100 ppl? ANYONE could get 100 people in a room in NYC, he’s small time.

That's just eat. He eats pounds of cod a week and actually craps out fully formed, sentient cod that go back into the ecosystem.

Yeah, pretty sure he craps cod.

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It’s terrifying to you and readers like us because we congregate here in our shared Adequacy. There is nothing adequate about The Rock. He pisses excellence and craps achievement.

I don’t believe any of this. My dog, 12 years old and he loves hugging my leg every day!

Murderers row? It’s not like they hired Craig James.

There’s already a wall surrounding FS1 and it’s called “every other channel on cable.”

I have yet to see a Washington State Flag sticker on a vehicle from Washington State, as we (generally) are not morons who need to be reminded what state we are from. I use License plats to determine that.

When it comes to Curt and his ilk they always want to Privatize profits and Socialize losses.

It is important to recognize the definition of “big government” in the eyes of Curt and company is, and always has been, “government not acting on behalf of me, personally.”