He is still a fancy dog. Just a bad dog. A very bad dog, who doesn’t get to play with the ball.

YOU *KANNAWT* UNDAHRSTAHND THA PAINEN HAHHTHBRAEK AHWF AH FAN AHWF THA FOOTBAWHL SAWX

Remember that episode of the “West Wing” where someone tried to sue the President for an sudden and horrifying accident? To paraphrase, people “have to go somewhere” with their grief and anger over catastrophic events in their lives. Faded hope sometimes turns to anger and bitterness, and with nowhere to direct it, it…

Ehhh, I dunno, I’m still unconvinced. Listen, De Niro is in some of my favorite movies of all time (like Goodfellas!), so I feel like I should be listening to his opinion. Right?

Guy with a Masters in Special Education and 17 years working with children with severe autism here: 1. Fuck you DeNiro, you degenerate piece of garbage. 2. The causes of autism are widely accepted as a mess of disparate factors.....the age of the father, a heightened level of testosterone in the mother, genetics ( a…

And for me to get so upset here, on the Today show, with you guys, means there’s something there.

celebs don’t have to be role models. they don’t have to be politically aware. they don’t have to be rational and intelligent.

The further along we get through the Republican primary the more and more it is clear to me that Donald Trump doesn’t want to be President. I’m sure he has realized that being POTUS is a thankless job and that it would be far more profitable for him to be someone who was robbed of the position by the establishment and…

I’d fight you about it, but being invulnerable, you’d win. So I’ll insult your mother and fly away.

I barely get to the movies as is. The fact that they’re expensive, and require a babysitter, and have 20 pre-show ads that elicit audible sighs from the audience

Statistics show that your cited statistic doesn’t comport with reality.

Wow, that’s going to put a damper on quality levels if this keeps up. People aren’t going to take the time to make quality levels if there is a chance they will get deleted.

Well, see, here you go again. And the answer is no. Any objective reading of presidential history puts Obama nowhere near the bottom of that list. There were three truly, unabashedly horrible 20th century presidents: Harding, Hoover, and Nixon. Obama was worse than those guys? No, he was not. I think Carter was worse…

The beautifully simplistic thing about this reaction — and it’s common everywhere and has equally little merit in just as many places — is that it assumes someone who sees Donald Trump as a poor answer to anything must also think Barack Obama is unassailable. I can assure you that isn’t the case with me; I didn’t vote…

Obviously he was referring to Sporting Kansas City.

I mean, who the hell wants GDP growth, lower unemployment, 72 consecutive months of job growth, lower deficit and 20 million more people with health insurance? Ugh!

Then he praised Missouri’s baseball teams, but I did not speak because ugh, you just don’t want to get their fans started about “grit” and playing “the right way”.

First he praised Missouri’s football teams, but I did not speak, for I had no idea they still had football teams in Missouri.

Shut the fuck up and get me my fries.

Well, in fairness to Trump, why should he be right about this after anything/everything he’s said so far?