God, this site is so in the bag for $hillary it’s disgusting. First announce the debate at the end of the day and just have it be about Trump, as an excuse to shit all over him (which I don’t really mind), then barely even mention Bernie Sanders, other than to childishly point out that he’s losing. At this point I…

Typically a child begins showing signs of autism about the same age as getting vaccinated, so this gratuitous Simpsons clip sums up De Niro’s logic perfectly.

Seahawks Beat Lions After Referees Miss Easy Illegal Batting Call

Detroit got two late fumbles gift-wrapped right into their hands (or paws). You guys are lucky to even have been that close to begin with.

That was less “why the Seahawks suck” and more “why Andy sucks.”

The Seahawks seem like a fun team to watch, rooting interests aside.

Well, Alex used to play for the Seattle Mariners, which is 100% totally the same thing.

There was a time when Jim Carrey talking out of his ass was done as a character in a movie.....

So that’s where Xur goes on Tuesdays...

I no longer recognize FIFA, and their obvious corruption and enabling of slavery has turned the World Cup into a worthless hunk of metal or whatever. Might not mean much from a non-soccer-tolerating American, but I plan to reserve some public fields north of Seattle for the Shworld’s Shup in the summer of 2017 and…

Tom Brady uses the entire bench in the gym locker room, even when other people need to use it.

Fuck your PPV price.

“are relevant because as fighters they are great and people want to see them. ... That’s the reality of the world that we are living in. We all need to just grow up and own up to that reality.”

Seems to me the biggest difference between Smith and some equally as alien like Tom Cruise is boiled down to choice of roles: Will keeps ending up in these movies that don't fit, and Tom rarely has that problem. Hitch was not a good movie, but it fit Will like a glove. And that was about a decade ago....

The way I look at it, what Marshawn Lynch is doing is just punishment for all the sportswriters out there that purposefully took an athlete's quote out of context to drum up a controversy; a group of largely-white males race-baiting their interviewees for a largely-white male audience. Most of them don't do it, but…

— Michael Scott

Seems to me the only thing Marshawn is "fed up" with is getting photographed all the goddamn time (and, presumably, piece of shit clickbait like this article we're commenting on).

Curt Schilling threw a baseball very well....mastering evolutionary science, not as well.

Thanks a lot, LeBrama!