Player: Hello Coach Chip, how are you today?

Either way, it’s probably best if the Mariners keep him on the Shelf.

But what if—hear me out on this one—Fernando Rodney is actually an elf?

I can promise you that we never signed anything like that. Good ol’ Rog. Wonder if this means super secret triple probation?

Nope, this is the first time a player has been made aware of it. They're citing a rule he's never been allowed to see to punish him.

Tom Brady’s appeal has argued the code doesn’t apply to him; indeed, only team owners, presidents, general managers, and head coaches have to sign it. (There’s no reason to believe players even knew it existed until it was used to punish Brady.)

Pretty sure Jon Stewart has been wearing suits for the whole run of the show.

The best thing about Arbys is Nihilist Arbys

“The Hannity of Roast Beef sandwiches”

OMG who cares?

Since the Pan Am Games went so well here in Toronto, now some of the politicians have got a boner for an Olympic bid. Nevermind that 90% of the city is also screaming no, since our subways blow, and we’ve got work orders for a thousand projects backed up for years. I hope our yokels in charge make the same decision.

“During our telephonic meeting today, the board was briefed on our recent discussions...” said the guy who is definitely NOT an alien trying to siphon off earth’s precious natural resources.

My dad had a friend whom I can accurately call a degenerate who was down in Miami the night before the AFC Championship game against the Dolphins in the 1982-83 season who saw Richard Todd doing coke most of the night before the game he threw 5 picks. I have little doubt this story is true.

... that is all

This article is bullshit. HOW CAN EGGPLANT NOT BE A HEALTH FOOD!? IT HAS PLANT RIGHT THERE IN THE NAME?

#neverforget #nevergetsold

When I was small, my parents decided to buy NFL pajamas for me and my brother. I got the Giants and have been mostly glad to be a fan of that team ever since.