I still refer to that color as “Tic-Tac Orange.”  Everyone can recognize that description.

Man, Jon Benjamin Has A Van was a great show!  I loved the episode where they lost the sound crew and did most of it with no sound.  Fuckin hilarious!

when the Flinstone’s movie came out...and I jumped in my car

The only problem I have with pre-reading the menu is that when I get to the restaurant I feel like a weirdo if I order right away, so I make a pretense of mulling it over while the server gets my drink.

Yeah, I hate bridges too.

This is even weirder for me. I had a friend once do the 5 for $5 deal at Arby’s. Nobody wants to eat 5 roast beef sandwiches. They stop by Barnes and Noble later, and this dude smushed up a sandwich in the biggest book they could find, and then wedged it back into the shelf.

Is it a couch or is it a sandwich?

The Shining shout out was quick and dumb, but The Thing reference made more sense since they’re both kind of Lovecraftian beasts. Even moreseo since Richard Masur played Stan Uris in the original miniseries and was in The Thing.

“Youse guys wanna play Stickball?”

Don’t forget to tie an onion to your belt!

Thank god for permission slips!

I used this guy since his dogs were already barking.

Hickenlooper?

I remember hearing ibrain way back when and had to pull over my car because I was laughing so hard. He and Scott have such a good back-and-forth. Any CBB ep with Brett Gelman is always a must-listen in my book.

“Your bra-bomb better work, Nerdlinger!”

Deftones - White Pony

Their comedy hour is also well known.