Yeah, but did the tow truck show up? You can thank jesus for that!

When I was a kid, we wore glass bottles of onion-flavored Snapple on our belts, which was the fashion at the time.

Lovecraftian space horror show?

I hope he makes another album.

Chalupa Batman!

He’s a hard drinking Irishman from the south side of Chicago. He’s about par for the course.

Ed Norton beat her to it.

Fuck this. I want Midsommar School starring Mark Harmon and Wondermutt.

I’ll one-up that:

I’ll take every single piece of that collateral damage for the reasons you mention. Every conservative dipshit is already all, “BUT BILL CLINTON BUT BILL CLINTON!”

Mittens thinks of murder all day

It’s one banana Michael, what could it cost? $10?

You got the dud!

But you also know that he’s so cheap that in his resorts they only have Panaphonc, Magnetbox, and Sorny.

But you also know that he’s so cheap that in his resorts they only have Panaphonc, Magnetbox, and Sorny.

Did you try this?

Here's how good the show is: I really didn't think my wife would like it. Not really her type of comedy. I showed her the car ideas sketch and she was fucking howling. She loves it! That just speaks to how funny it is. 

man that midwest emo version was perfect.

Well, now we see the result of years of helicopter parenting.