Fun fact: Ben Shapiro is cousins with writer Mara Wilson

I would have said, “Robert Wuhl! Your performance in Batman was sublime!”

OMG bear is driving! How can that be?

In early 2018, my local mom and pop grocer had a sign in front of the peaches section that said “As seen in Call Me By Your Name!”

Mona Lisa, I got to know
Where the fuck are your eyebrows, I really wanna know
You could land a helicopter on that big potato forehead
Get this chick some Rogaine
You a bloated corpse, girl

He retired and spending his twilight years on a beach with Jeffrey Epstein

Aurora Borealis!? At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localized entirely within your livestream?

The last time I visited a Subway restaurant was March 13, 2013. How do I remember that date? It just happened to be the day the Vatican announced Francis as the new pope. 

Using his speech as his own little platform aside, can we talk about how his performance in Joker was udderly sublime?

Lighten up, Francis. 

Should the New England Patriots pay me for wearing their logo on my body head to toe?

Should the New England Patriots pay me for wearing their logo on my body head to toe?