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Jake Gyllenhaal of Fame
jakegyllenhaal123
Feb 24 2020
6

In early 2018, my local mom and pop grocer had a sign in front of the peaches section that said “As seen in Call Me By Your Name!”

Feb 20 2020
5

Mona Lisa, I got to know
Where the fuck are your eyebrows, I really wanna know
You could land a helicopter on that big potato forehead
Get this chick some Rogaine
You a bloated corpse, girl

Feb 14 2020
1

Aurora Borealis!? At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localized entirely within your livestream?

Feb 11 2020
11

The last time I visited a Subway restaurant was March 13, 2013. How do I remember that date? It just happened to be the day the Vatican announced Francis as the new pope. 

Feb 11 2020
5

Using his speech as his own little platform aside, can we talk about how his performance in Joker was udderly sublime?