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At least that’s subtler than the “Ring a ding ding! Awooooogha! Hubba Hubba! Bow Chika Bow Wow.” sign I saw near some apple pies in 1999.

When I grow up I’m going to Bovine University.

Wouldn’t a ghost kitchen serve only boo-berries and spook-ghetti?
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One could even say you combed the Bible and didn’t find shit.

It’s a food processor AND a toilet!

As he should be.

Many years ago I was minding my business at a local bar when a fight broke out at a table next to me. It escalated into full mayhem, five to ten people involved, wild hay-makers, chairs were thrown, tables upset, chaos. I didn’t move. I just sat where I was and drank my beer and watched the madness around me. Mostly… Read more

How long do people keep sushi, poke, and maki around before eating it? We always eat it day of purchase and I can’t imagine doing anything else.

I can only support a pizza box that plays “Pizza Day”

I’m simultaneously repulsed and entertained.

There’s only one good version of this concept, and it’s right here. No others necessary or desired.

the cover of “where did you sleep last night?” from this is musical perfection. glad that kurt turned down an encore, stating that he could not outdo that performance. 

How can you forget the scene with Dan Ackroyd in Ghostbusters? And now that I think about further, the name Ghost... busters takes on a different meaning in the context of that scene.

Good take. That being said, it’s still one of my favorite movies of all time, as shitty as it still is.

Unfortunately, Jake grew up to be a really bad driver who has a hard time accepting responsibility.

She was also great as Liz G. on The Kroll Show.

In that case, you’re masking the problem and making it worse. It IS that simple. You pay your staff enough in wage or other benefits to staff your business and charge appropriately, and price that way. If you can’t remain competitive, there’s something wrong with your business plan. Read more

Nah, I responded by signing the contract for my fourth book. 

This is most likely my all time favorite horror movie. The scene when they are defib Norris, only for his chest to open up and bite off the other guy’s hands still makes me jump.

Good thing these guys never went to Mitch Hedberg’s McDonald’s franchise...