As a rule women are more sensible than men.

Actually, the regular driver wasn’t available this day...this was the number two guy.

Don’t cut yourself on all that edge

Why? It’s pretty good. They get good guests, the cars are cool, and the episodes are relatively short.

Somebody needs to be taken Outback and shot.

Rigged! Of course it’s rigged. But finally Julio wanted his day in the sun, so he cashed in on all the favors he gave to Billy, particularly letting him win all these years.

That looks nothing like taking an X-Wing into hyperspace.

She really dropped the ball by not yelling out “Later Gator!” as she walked off.

I took my three-year-old daughter to her pediatrician.

a massive silo collapse, which spilled 10,000 tons of corn across the road.

1-800-273-TALK

Mustang with a solid rear axle.. Keep your distance..

“We brought an army of lawyers.”

Kinda surprised that Pitt players aren’t getting paid, as bricklayers usually have a strong union, amirite?

When it comes to opinions about food, the Kurds definitely need to whey in.

At a certain point MLB commissioner, Paul Manafort needs to step in and say, “this is too many trades. You guys are acting like traders,” because they certainly are. During the New England Revolution, Benedict Cumberbatch was half the trader these 2017 Florida Marlins are.

If Netflix knows what I’m watching all the time, then why does it have to keep asking me if I’m still watching?

We don’t know the motive yet, but an important thing to note: There is no religion that teaches hate. Islam IS peaceful, and those who think Allah wants them to kill are just blaspheming his name. If that was the motive, then the bomber is not a true Muslim.

You can’t have fish without a tank.