<whispers> They also already have a Mustang.

See, no one gave a flying fuck what the gender of your kid was people. 

Ummm a perfect deuce means no bidet needed.  Just saying.  

Ummm a perfect deuce means no bidet needed.  Just saying.  

The best part about this comment is the dude that took it seriously.

I can see the reflection of their plate on the hood of your car, you really should have put your thumb over that. Information like that shouldn’t be shared with the general public. 

that particular wiper assembly is incredibly expensive and involved to replace and to install - i assume that when it went bad, it was simpler and more cost-effective to just replace the vehicle around it.

Toyota's actually been doing this for quite a while now.

USWNT better watch out the next time they have to face Madison Bumgarner.

so when the Bruins win the Cup on Wednesday will these ads then show up on the web browsers of poor children in Africa?

So he built a Ridgeline? 

GM fails to reinvent the wheel, but they took a crack at it.

“I’ll have the Kidde’s meal”

Other safety tip: only transport propane tanks vertically.

I’m at the point where I actively support Dumb Guys in sports just because it means they aren’t Dumb Guys doing something much more important.

Sounds like Bird and Lime don’t like having their business model disrupted.

Not as much as you have inside your three day old underwear.  

TIL there are local Montero Facebook groups. 

Yeah, I’ll just drop them off when I’m on my way to your work.

“Stop saying jets are a disaster!”

No.