I thought only Taco Bell served explosive food.

I knew once Deadspin started covering fucking soccer that fencing couldn’t be far behind. 

If it weren’t vegetarian, they wouldn’t call it “tossing salad”.

Burger King is a Canadian based company (they merged with Tim Hortons a few years ago and did some legal wiggling so they can avoid paying US taxes.) Shameful. You’d think Trump would know that and could find a Russian company to do the catering.

reminds of some good advice I got years ago that’s saved me a lot of trouble over the years:

I enjoyed this trailer, when does the movie come out?

Seems like this is an update to the old way VW used to say “fuck you”:

My German is rusty.

As are most of my other things. 

...his tibia and fibula were broken, and that he’s out for the year

That looks more like snew.

I can’t wait for the 30 for 30:

He’s a inexperienced head coach, who is now labeled as Toxic with the death of a player hanging over him, helming a middling program that is currently pulling in the 13th rated recruiting class in the Big 10. Unless he can schedule Texas for 12 games a year, he’ll last until that buyout number is acceptable to the…

A coach has a BBQ at his house with recruits and the NCAA is all over it. A coach kills one of his players, and keeps his job.

Because it’s a huge pain in the ass to take your car into a dealer for service when the dealer is only open the exact same hours you’re required to be at work. 

Because when your 2015 Pathfinder is shuddering like an out-of-control blender at low speeds, and it takes a year for the manufacturer to figure out what to replace despite many trips to the dealer, you sort of get worried about the long-term reliability.

No it doesn't, this actually got finished!

“Rammed when Parked”

but the nagging effects of gravity starts slowing a bullet down the moment it leaves the gun barrel.

Here’s the solution to NFL overtime. I call it Chicken* (sponsored by KFC). Both teams come out to midfield, and they flip a coin to decide who gets to speak first. The key is that overtime is only one drive. The team that wins the coin toss gives a yardage that they think they can score from on the drive. The other…

Interesting to note the differences between major sports in this country. In the NBA, a wider Barkley lead to diminishing returns.