And people eat it up as evidenced by whoever is clapping. “Fuck yea I’m seeing a wreck!”

I also bumped into Jeff Fisher on a checkout line recently. It was at a 7-Eleven in Montana. However, after he left it was a 7-Nine.

“Alright, we had to sell everything to pay the emissions cheating settlement. Does anyone have a car left for motorsports?”

Thanks to a panel-wide misunderstanding of Asian geography and some nimble betting work, he won.

WTF, no opinion on diagonal staples? So much better, and less chance of tearing.

He’s gonna stick to snorts

Old-fashioned phones blow up? No wonder no one uses them anymore.

Inconvenient, sure. But I’m glad to see he got over it.

They were smart to settle. They would have lost. I saw the segments and the jury would see them too. There’s no way they would come away from there thinking that ABC News was not implying that pink slime was unsafe. You watched it I assume. Be honest, you probably didn’t have an opinion at all regarding pink slime…

Or maybe Game of Thrones is just a tv show and it’s not a big deal

Yadier Meowlina

I think you know the answer to that

Tell them to comb the desert, you hear me!

Next that guy was enquiring about the Dana LSD

big idiot’s beef

You heard the man, people: do not, under any circumstances, like, share, retweet or discuss any Deadspin articles, no matter how much you may have enjoyed them, lest they gain goodwill without proper payment. And need I remind you that they are owned by a multibillion-dollar company?! I can’t quite articulate why that…

Now Waymo people are gonna hear about it. It’s gonna be Uber interesting.

(checks playoff stats) Nope, no passes yet.