Colon No Match for Anal Power

You know who else is a fucking asshole? Whoever decided to add infinite scrolling to Kinja websites. I hope they get fired.

Barry, could you do a follow up article on Legends? I’m not sure many outlets have done a good explainer on them and their involvement in all these new stadium deals.

Damn lemon stealing whores. (SFW)

“Finally! A story about MAML’s getting fucked over on ice!”

Alternative headline:

I referred to a couple guys as “hipsters” the other day and boy did they get upset. Apparently the politically correct term is “conjoined twins”.

Or I could get like 100 beers

Or I could get like 100 beers

Depends who’s definition of totaled you’re going off of. An insurance company would total this out, as the amount it would cost to fix it would cost more than it’s worth.

Drew’s neck gives him a decided advantage in headbutting range. Refs and opposing players, managers, etc. who decide to jaw with him will think they are arguing at a safe distance...then BANG.

FuckQ.

“Tim Tebow Saves First Base For Marriage”

See my other reply - you can do a decent, long lasting paint job for like $100 if you use enamel paint meant for tractors. This is my Cherokee that I painted when I was in highschool.

Pace notes be like

Lol sweet straw man Timmy. Really knocked it out of the park there!

Reverse: Go John Z.