jakebrake
JakeBrake
jakebrake

Ugh. I can’t believe we’re gearing up to spend $500 million to keep the friggin’ RAMS of all teams. Couldn’t our leaders at least hold out to get in bed with a better team?

I understand the platform that we are on. I do. It appears to be wood. With some stairs. And a podium. I understand that. What I can’t, for the life of me, figure out is why there has to be so goddamn many logos back there.

Drew, I’m used to you bashing St. Louis for its racism, its obesity, and the Cardinals. I get all that. And I see it everyday so I can verify that you make some valid points. But I’ll be goddamned if I’m going to let you bash toasted ravioli. Well-made toasted ravioli is one of the greatest foods on planet earth, you

Come off it, Chipotle. You’re playing that game of “I can’t pronounce this therefore it’s scary and a faux-ingredient.” Did you know that your burrito bowl contains 2-Amino-5-guanidinopentanoic acid? And it also has 2-Amino-3-sulfhydrylpropanoic acid? IN YOUR BURRITO? I don’t know about you, but I don’t want to buy

Come off it, Chipotle. You’re playing that game of “I can’t pronounce this therefore it’s scary and a

It turns out that the Patriots released their financials as well, but didn't account for inflation.

The founders of Youtube. Hear me out on this, they don’t work directly with cars, granted, however what is the first place you go to look up directions for a job, be it basic maintenance or something as invasive as changing bushings or even rebuilding an entire engine, on your car? Youtube. Where do you go for car

Yeah...if BC tries to succeed, the US is grabbing it faster than Putin and Crimea. It’s got oil, a land connection to Alaska, and we become the gatekeeper for Canada-China trade.

Wait! you’re younger than me? damn I’ve done so little with my life...

On the other hand, all this time I’ve been thinking you look great for a man in his late 30’s. Man you look terrible.

I can’t believe we’re letting kids watch this stuff. Half the scenes he isn’t wearing a seatbelt, and he’s skateboarding without a helmet.

In India, it’s a crew cab pickup truck that also acts as a generator. In America, it’s a self propelled generator with a cargo bed that would likely be transported by a crew cab pickup truck.

I dunno. “An endless series of mindless chores” describes my time on a farm pretty accurately.

June 30th: Trais walks into Road and Track morning meeting. “Hey guys I know this great platform we can use to run the website it’s called Kinja.

Me and my dad tried golfing on a really nice course in Chapel Hill a few years back, despite the fact that we were both pretty bad. We only had one set of clubs, which were lefty. I’m a lefty, so it worked for me, but my dad is a righty, so he struggled at first. Around hole three or so he decided that instead of

I don’t think anything of Tarantino’s is really revered enough to be on that list. The Big Lebowski will never deserve anyone’s hate, but it’s over-saturated through popular culture enough that I can give you a pass. Coffee is amazing, but it’s a very acquired taste, coffee breath is awful and coffee nerds are

Idiots. They could have saved that empty grandstand for the Rams games.

And what if that running back had been at the center of the biggest scandals to strike the NFL in years

The consolidation is one thing, but my question if they’re “just scrimping by” as addressed by Comcast because of over-regulation on pricing, how are they able to afford these massive buyout’s of each other. Yes, we’re getting screwed, and as more people do what I just did and cut the cable TV service, they’re going

Donkervoort D8 GTO in Carbon Fiber. So deliciously evil it warms the cockles of the lump of coal that is my heart.

If the Kia Tigers are anything like my Kia Optima, he was back there to help push.