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Jake Gyllenhaal
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If she means July 11th that makes more sense. That’t the day the Japanese began rowing their canoes across the ocean to attack Pearl Harbor with katanas. They’re a samurai culture, you know.

It’s Business Drunk. It’s like Rich Drunk.

He’s had a contentious relationship with late night talk show hosts ever since he forced Conan O’Brien to interview Tracy Jordan

They can always get Christopher Plummer to do it on short notice

I initially misread the headline as Zoolander anti-abortion fan comics.

You’re just not a “glass half-full” kind of guy, are you?!

Pork chop sandwiches!

900 DOLLARYDOOS?! TOBIAS!

Haha, “Overboard”...I see what you did there.

Judge: In that case I sentence you to a lifetime of horror on Dinosaur Island. *aside* Don’t worry, it’s just a name.

so will they fire everyone (including themselves) and get Kulap Vilaysack and the cast of Friends on it instead?

They’re edgy, they’re in your face. You’ve heard the expression, “let’s get busy”?

To start press any key.

Looks like he has Deep State taking down Trump U in the Final Four.

You know... Morons.

I was visiting a friend this weekend and while I was there I ended up watching this show for the first time...and I have fallen completely in love with it.

Why don’t you go to pornhub and search for “bears” and see what pops up?

Look, it’s been long established that as long as you’re under 50, any ill behavior can be excused by your being “just a kid,” as long as you’re also a Republican political figure.