He will be replaced by Chris Plummer.

Hmm... got a feeling the guy on the right likes hot salad.

You can’t even be bothered to actually play a few seconds of the songs?

I see you went to Wharton too.

It’s cute that you think he took her trick-or-treating. That’s a job for the help.

And an aftershow!

Or, you know, in Baltimore.

It was a Swift decision, and she’ll have an episode Taylor-made for her.

Art of the Kneel

I really did kill that spider.

Reminds me of something Kyle once said to Cartman: “Yes, I believe that you believe you helped write that joke. That’s how people like you work! Your ego is so out of whack that it will do whatever it can to protect itself. And people with a messed up ego can do these mental gymnastics to convince themselves they’re…

A good list, but I would add “The Raft” from Creepshow 2. I don’t remember any other part of that movie, but I was freaked out the first time I saw it. I know it may not be as iconic as some of the other items on this list, but gosh, the images of the black goo slowly killing off those swimmers still stick with me…

I thought it was a bootable offense.

“I can’t, it’s a Geo!”

I first saw Chasing Amy when I was about 14-15, and one of the things that most stood out was how it portrayed the fragility of the male ego (I didn’t know that phrase then but I knew what I was seeing). Alyssa loves Holden, fucking loves him, more than she’s loved anyone else. But for some reason that’s not enough…

I thanked Leonard Nimoy for directing Three Men and A baby. He was pleasantly surprised. Not surprisingly, I wasn’t the first one, but he did say it rarely ever gets brought up.

You have ugly floor tiling, O’Reilly. And that ain’t a dog either. Like Ron Swanson said, any dog under 50 lbs is a cat, and cats are useless.