I’ve always wanted to ride the roof of a moving van, dancing and playing air guitar while The Beach Boys are blasting from the stereo, à la the 80's classic film Teen Wolf. But looking back that’s a fairly reckless activity. For one, they’re barefoot when they get on the roof... you need some type of footwear to…

I sit on my porch and drink PBR while yelling at Hmong kids to get off my lawn and stay away from my Gran Torino because it makes me feel like Clint Eastwood.

I think I read that long ago Martin Sheen suffered a shoulder injury and that’s the only way he could put on a coat without any pain.

When I look at that photo, I think the headline is: “Hollywood Actors Help Lost Man with Alzheimer’s”

He reminds me of R.J. Fletcher’s son in UHF.

Nope, not buying it. It was actually a False Flag operation and those were all crisis actors “running and screaming in terror”.

Colbert works for Moon Vest

War Horse

You even saw The Terminal?!?!

He said “Go fuck yourself” in Catch Me If You Can so probably since Spielberg is known for dropping so many F-bombs in his movies.

You probably saw that in the British tabloids... they’re always making up stuff about our favorite celebrities.

For the longest time Sunday sales were prohibited in Connecticut but finally repealed about 7 years ago. Before that I lived near the Mass. and R.I. border for a year and would usually cross the border on Sundays.

Staind Glass remains one of the pinnacle episodes in podcast history. 

Yea, the biggest criticism is a lack of structure but I’m the prime age for this show since I grew up on the exact same stuff. I’m hoping after they get out all of their “what about...” recollection, they could maybe do specific themes for each episode. Have a guest come and chime in on childhood tv memories or speak…

Hey, cut the locker room talk. This is a family-friendly website.

What’s Billy’s response to the touchy/feely allegations against his uncle George H.W.?

LOCK HER UP! LOCK HER UP! LOCK HER UP!

I am not Jake Gyllenhaal. I only use his names to make snark comments and Simpsons references

“Wait, Jesus wants us to take care of the poor? Socialist!”

It seriously can’t be better than the last episode of M*A*S*H