The best part was when the buildings came down!

What’s up, Hot Dog?

Party on, Girth!

But now you’re going to have to avoid that one Sopranos episode he pops up in

I’m seeing double... four Francos!

Two scoops? Make it three... I’m not driving.

There’s a youtube vid someone posted who consulted actual doctors about the inflicted violence in the two films and the real-world physical implications on a human body. The first brick that hits Marv in Part II would be enough for instant death.

The noblest spirit embiggins the smallest man.

‘bout time a real American is crowned champion. Blake’s a good ol’ boy, a real man’s man. Not one of those fake crybaby Hollyweird liberals. So much winning!

You idiots, he’s trying to save you money on long distance calling!

He didn’t gain weight. He’s just accumulating mass.

I can’t believe we’re almost 18 years into the Willennium.

TV dinner jokes? Ooh, take that, Swanson!

When Michael Caine was asked if he had seen Jaws 4, he said something of the effect, “No, but I’ve seen the house it bought me.”

Shoplifting is a victimless crime, like punching somebody in the dark.

Submitted for your approval of the Midnight Society... “The Tale of the Menacing Plants”

On a very special “Lucifer,” we find out Lucifer has a serious drinking problem.

I don’t know... her husband, the ice clown who lost his town crown could carry a lot of baggage for her.

By the time 2020 rolls along, technology will have advanced to what we’ve seen in Futurama, so Biden could live on forever as a floating head attached to a robot body. I don’t see anywhere in the Constitution where that’s prohibited.

Let’s make hand puppets out of discarded Paddington Bear doll fabrics and shreds of 1920's newspapers.