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Jake Gyllenhaal
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That’s quite a penn name.

This post deserves a wedgie.

“We at the network want a hobbit with attitude. He’s edgy. He’s in your face. You’ve heard the expression ‘Let’s get busy,’ well this hobbit gets bizz-ay.”

Oh man, we’re so lame!

Coming from a guy whose origin story was repeatedly shoved down our throats.

With the financial success of the latest Thor movie, here’s hoping they make another one called “Thor 4.”

He was mean to Tucker Carlson when he was on Crossfire 13 years ago.

Criminals could just take your DNA and make a clone of you and then use the clone’s face to unlock your phone. It’s just common sense, Apple.

This is the old dude Harry J. Reynolds and you’re listening to Less Than Jake

As a beta cuck snowflake lib, I am offended and outraged over this! I’m gonna bring this up at the next antifa meeting in my parent’s basement with my stuffed animals.

That sounds salacious.

He waited until his professional livelihood was negatively impacted

“Their castmates, including Rose Byrne, Edie Falco, Helen Hunt, and longtime CK collaborator Pamela Adlon, have not weighed in on the matter.”

Don’t forget his villainous role in Cliffhanger.

Is that a shirt?

Since the Kinja switch, I’ve been seeing ads that say “How to date Steve Buscemi”

Check out videos by Olde English, the comedy group Jesse and Raphael was in. Funny stuff!

Lesson here... Don’t do what Diddy did.

Oh no, not the flapping dicky!

Ha-ha!