Oh god dammit how did the rock rewind thing not occur to me. Thanks kid. 

Cool Cool. I usually forget I have the ascend ability. My 7yo told me to use rewind when rocks were being thrown at me.

“The fires of Isengard will spread, and the forests of Tuckborough and Buckland will burn. And all that was once great and good in this world will be gone. There won’t be a Shire, Pippin.”

“The gay community are pedophiles” is a shit opinion. You can share it, and we can rightly call you a shit person for it.

Of course he is. And we are free to call his opinion shit and to call your breathless defense of someone who wouldn’t piss on you if you were on fire a sad display by a pathetic simp.

The more I hear about this game and its philosophy, the less I want to play it. 

The last god damn thing I would ever want is 10x more fallout 4, especially when AI finds a way to make it with even less of a soul.

Earnestly cannot tell if this is a bit.

That sounds... Truly awful. And I really liked Fallout 4

Welcome to the “Boy, all of the new SF6 character designs are gd awful” club. The refreshment table is over there --->

Ummm, it’s not really what the article is about, but.....with how far out Manons tits are, her nipples must be tucked so far down they are pointed directly at the floor. I’m no prude, but....ouch.

Lol, no you aren’t. You don’t give two shits about corruption. You just don’t like the side you hate gets away with doing the same things. You don’t need to defend the actions of the elites, ya fuckin’ dweeb. They don’t know you exist.

Having to stop and hold the same button for two seconds around every single resource is the 2nd worst trend in modern gaming.* It actively harms crafting systems, because I’m just going to avoid using every tool in my arsenal and stick to a few, so I don’t have to continually gather every kind of resource I can find.

Sci-Fi Author: In my book I invented the Torment Nexus as a cautionary tale.

Tech Company: At long last, we have created the Torment Nexus from classic sci-fi novel Don’t Create The Torment Nexus.

The PS4 is 10 years old and cross-gen games look their age. It’s OK. At this point in a console’s life span, they basically get legacy ports of sports games. Father Time comes for them all. This is the console circle of life.

It’s been out nearly three years.  Time to let last generation die.

I wish this site was anywhere near as good as Tumblr.

The latest actor who no one asked to weigh in on this but felt the need to anyway is Game of Thrones’ Ciarán Hinds...

Ugggghhh I know that this comment appears on every article that the AV Club posts nowadays but like: why are you being snarky about this?

Questioning anyone’s ability in the arts is just a straight-up dick move.