Someone didn’t “lose their hat.” That hat is just all that’s left of someone that will show up on a milk carton some time in the next week.

Did you ever think you’d be longing for the great speeches George W. Bush made?

WHAT ARE THESE WORDS

DD/MM/YYYY isn’t even a British thing! It’s an every single country except for America (and Liberia?) thing!

“We look to have a great relationship with all countries, ideally, unfortunately that won’t necessarily happen, unfortunately probably won’t happen with many countries, but if we could have as we do with Prime Minister May, and the relationship we’ve all developed, and even the short relationship that we’ve just…

“I’m going to have to fight a chicken right now with my dick hanging out in the Caribbean”

Contemporary sociologists trace the origin of the phrase “alternate facts” back to the 2015, the year that the Super Bowl champion Carolina Panthers became the first team in NFL history to go undefeated.

That poor man, I hope he’s okay. What an ordeal — I mean, there was a black guy right by his fence!

he decided to go for a walk in the woods near his hotel to kill time.

+1 for originality. You cleverly used “deflate” and “pumped up” when referencing the Patriots who were accused of “deflating balls” i.e. not having them “pumped up” enough! Brilliant! Whatever you make, tell your boss to double it.

Always so fucking negative. What about all the economic benefits the games created? Not a single mention, not one.

I can’t be the only one who read the head as “Chili Dog Enjoys Hockey Game.”

Eli, sadly, was not invited

Listen, if they wanted to know specifics about how things were run the person they should be talking to is the Specific Manager.

Everybody knows you don’t work in Buffalo for the independence or the authority or the football or the ability to influence the direction of a team. You work in Buffalo to enjoy the weather.

Is it just me or is the referee overly amused by this turn of events? He appears to be laughing throughout his touchdown call.

The only snaps Romo’s worried about are his neck and spine.

Finally, Richard Sherman admits to pass interference.

Hey, I know people keep calling this guy Elite, but he gets into all sorts of trouble when he gets out of the pocket.

“What’s the problem? I was told to stand here, and wear this hat and jack..... oh shit.”