Down 13, commit a penalty, and flex for the camera. TJ Ward is an idiot.

Brett? This is Curt, I’m calling about the opening at Breitbart you applied for. We just checked your resume, and your in.

Molitor “repeatedly instigated hostile conversations” with Mixon and his companions outside the cafe’s front door, his attorneys wrote in an answer to the lawsuit.

So this is where the buck stops.

Jordan,

2016 won’t let us keep anything nice.

Mars ain’t the kind of place to raise your kids. In fact, it’s cold as hell. And there’s no one there to raise them. If you did.

There are too many good tunes to confine to two days.

Thanks Mr. Tomsula

At least they all probably stand for the national anthem though.

“They’re actually hitting harder than the Jets’ defense” stone cold assassination there man. I mean, it’s true but damn man.

I don’t know what’s more embarrassing, being caught at a Jets game, or being caught at a Jets game.

Tie goes to the school who didn’t cover up child molestation for four decades.

Maybe it will be good for Penn State to get a sense of how it feels to have its case ignored.

They do. Would of helped if they didn’t lose by fucking 40

Think of all the healing that could have happened if they let Penn State in!

Gotta love Penn State agreeing to restart the Pitt rivalry after 15 years, only to have it cost them a playoff spot.

Uh if the PSU alumni and fan base would, for the most part, acknowledged that Joe Paterno was a horrible human being and stop denying he was innocent and what he was a part of should never be excused just because he was good at winning football games, I might be inclined to agree with you.

On behalf of the Badgers, I would like to apologize to everyone for not finishing the skullfucking that was going on through the first 25 minutes of the game. Surely, we have all lost tonight.

To be fair to Belichick, fuck Tim Tebow.