Fixed! 

Or “Future social media intern for the Trump administration”

They should post another one that says: “I am a former social media account manager.”

Defensive Holding!

It looked like some kind of, I don’t know, fire drill perhaps?

“Some people are fans of the Los Angeles Chargers.”

“It’s crooked and the branching structure is wrong.”

so when the Bruins win the Cup on Wednesday will these ads then show up on the web browsers of poor children in Africa?

Drake: I’m going to be the most dislikable courtside presence ever!

It’s time like this when Donald Sterling misses being a minority owner.

Sorry, but the correct response was “What is, Annapolis?”

So...he’s got a student loan. Who doesn’t? He was offered scholarships, and turned them down. He made a choice. If he ends up in the NBA I’m sure a $17,000 loan won’t be s problem.

Adrian Peterson told reporters, “That was a new one for me. It was different.”

Aziz Ansari doesn’t deserve the level of vitriol directed at Louis CK et al. CK masturbated to his subordinates then blackballed them with his influence. Aziz Ansari thought he was getting a groupie one night stand, she thought it was a date. Neither of them clarified their expectations for the night. He was an…

I think she played you hard man 

My wife, a lovely and thoughtful woman, purchased a very expensive Redskins jacket for my birthday a couple of years ago. What she hadn’t realized is I had abandoned this morally bankrupt team and cringed at the thought of wearing the fucking jacket in public. 

Coincidentally, she had also been imploring me to lose…

“Vikings fans travel about as well as Buddy Holly.” - line of the series imo.

Su’a will not be permitted to return to the club for the remainder of the 2017 NFL season, including the postseason.

The last Candlestick game I went to Trent Richardson scored a touchdown on us. We matched his touchdown and lost 27-7.