He looks like he just saw someone litter.

That man looks cold.. We should get him a blanket

Yeah, fair.

Sure it can, just look in your girlfriend’s nightstand.

Sounds like someone just found Deadspin. Welcome to the fold, Darren.

Props to Bauer for giving it a try.

I don’t think you know what a beer belly is.

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Your move detroit

One of the worst things about this election is learning exactly what percentage of Americans are total monsters.

“We don’t care!” yelled supporters in the crowd

I was on Jeopardy about 10 years ago. He’s short and too tan and wears sleeveless shirts to eat lunch. Real fucking jabroni.

Sorry, Patrick, the correct title was “What is Alex Trebek Hilariously Shits On Jeopardy! Contestant And Her Whole Crew For No Reason”.

Billy, that is a lot of excitement over amir volley.

Getting tackled by a girl is nothing to be ashamed of. Now getting tackled by a kicker...

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The Gunshow Poophole: When you try to stick your entire arm up your ass, but there’s no room because your head has taken up all of the available space.

Regardless of how this all turns out, I hope people will always remember that, in 2016, the Republican Party was faced with a difficult dilemma.

Please please Mark Cuban. I’ve never asked you for anything. This is all I want.