In other breaking news, rain has just been discovered to be quite wet.

So, grab them by the Donald Trump during the Vietnam War?

He only made the putt because someone in the crowd told the ball to “get in the hole.”

Best putt by an American at the Ryder Cup in 20 years

Another good Getty photo:

Just like the last Dallas QB, they’ll soon know him at all the local hospitals too.

“People in the drive-thru ask if I’m JaMarcus Russell. I tell them no, then tell them yes as they drive off.”

Holy shit I love this guy. Why your team sucks Ryder Cup edition. See if Magary will counter!!!!!!!

How fucking weird is that cameraman? Am I the only one who shudders while looking at those pictures?

What a good boy, shitting outside.

Dear Lord: please keep Pulisic free of injury and the MLS. Amen.

Police shooting windshields is just their latest pushback against the calls for transparency.

I broke my arm when I was 13. When they took off the cast, my tendons had healed a little too tight. I found out that I could throw a baseball incredibly fast. I got signed to a major league team and did really well closing out games. I eventually reinjured my arm later in the season and had to retire. But I’ll always…

The guy the Broncos said, “No, go ahead, you take him. We’ll just go with Mark Sanchez.”

Holy shit.

...I think you might want to see a podiatrist.

That’s true, but perhaps Cashman is taking a page out of Epstein’s Cub playbook: good bats are harder to come by than good arms. Given the inflated strikeout totals and fragility of young arms, good young bats are a safer and valuable bet than arms. Epstein rationalized that he could always get arms when he needed to,…

And now he’s going to be disqualified for having the runs.

failed to hand the baton to English Gardner.’

What the fuck are you doin Phil