No snark, Hannah Storm handles these unfortunate and unenviable reports with aplomb, striking just the right balance of professionalism and humanism.

This is awful news. John Saunders was great at his job.

Well, that about wraps up the case, then! Good work, detective!

HE DIDN’T FALL GOD DAMMIT WHY DID YOU EVEN POST THIS

What about those of us that aren’t LGBTQ or Euro?

I think the only thing worse than wearing cargo shorts is the insistence that you actually use the dozen extra pockets they provide. What fucking urban explorer are you that you need pouches to traverse your daily life? I’ve never found myself in Target (where 95% of all cargo shorts in America are purchased) and…

Why are IOC Directors dressed as Brazilian Police Officers?

I must be strong

You’d think the mayor would appreciate somebody who didn’t dwell on Rio’s problems.

Man, when Pearce finds out about this, he’s gonna be

There is zero chance that this would happen should Garappolo play well.

Brady’s first game will be in Week 5 against the Cleveland Browns.

The answers to both of your questions are literally in the first sentence of the article.

Earnest, a tour bus operator, had the assist.

“Hortelano’s name shouldn’t be too unfamiliar to U.S. audiences; he competed at Cornell.”

So familiar with this guy from my days scouting all-ivy academic sprinters

The difference is that Schilling kept posting crazy shit on FB after ESPN suspended him and told him to stop, and Ray Lewis never killed anyone obstructed justice again after they asked him to stop.

It is not the craziest argument I have ever heard.

Fake mooned. Never forget that Joe Buck lost his shit over a fake moon.

Oh sure, they won’t let a murderer on their shows anymore, but they’re fine with a guy who mooned all of Green Bay.