This is not a good day for England.

They’re the first ones that actually started industrially producing sadness back in the late 1800’s.

The Cleveland of sports nations. National export is Sadness.

Guarantee that Rousey double shank legs Coerria right off of a rear choke helix. If Coerria lasts through all of that, I’d be surprised if Rousey doesn’t immediately force a Janckman’s Plexus on her and shatter her buttonhook. Coerria’s only shot is a quick, accurate Miranda’s Reversal into a hog-nosed bat tap. Once…

Yeah she also had the under & knew you would shank the PK too.

He doesn’t figure Danica is a person, obviously.

“Largely” conducted by people? Is there a NASCAR-driving giraffe I don’t know about?

That’s not even the dumbest tweet he’s had today!

HOT TAKE AHEAD:

To be fair, Sports Illustrated is not worth a read by people of any gender.

How OTL eventually got a hold of the notebook isn’t made explicitly clear in the story.

The kid’s tommy john surgery has been scheduled for next Tuesday.

I was going to ask “Red or White” but then realized it doesn’t matter

It was even more adorable when Rick Ankiel’s son came out and hit the cameraman in the head.

“Ball 4”

“Well, that’s just the worst way ever to lose a perfect game.” - Nats’ Announcer

Make Goodell mad.

You misunderstand, Tim. It’s not because they’re women, it’s because they’re soccer players.

What the fuck does this guy need to do to actually be fired? Does he have to pull a Ron Burgundy on air? “Go Fuck yourself San Diego.” Out of all the gasbags on ESPN, he’s the fucking worst.

That’s no joke, that’s foreshadowing!