“That fucking back line!”

In a broad context, nothing. But to travel to the Netherlands and Germany in one week and beat them both on their home turf? Excuse me for a second while I karate kick a Budweiser can and shave a bald eagle into my chest hair.

If history has taught us anything, Korea probably.

I’ve always been high on Mix, but that’s mainly because I’ve been an NYCFC fan for so many years.

It’s very simple. You see, Mix was born in Norway, which is considered part of Northern Europe. The Netherlands are also part of Northern Europe, and in the Netherlands, bicycles are very popular. Therefore, this was a bicycle kick.

I assume there is a backup Deadspin staff somewhere? There is a contingency plan for when you are all immediately eaten? I need to know there is a Deadspin fail safe.

And now, Deadspin Slack discusses Will’s first paragraph.

As someone from Hartford who will be soon locating to the PHX area, I was honestly looking forward to living within 30 minutes of a hockey team again.

I loved this when it was called “Jackass.”

Yeah, give it to the guys who paid the bribes and then got double-crossed!

VOGUE!

Not until you’re in the pros, buddy. Not until you’re in the pros.

Devils in the Infield

A Catcher in the Wrong

If I’ve learned anything from sports, it’s that you can’t just deck women at home and expect to get away with it.

A League of They’re Owned

That’s a really underhanded thing to do.

Takes balls to call out a Caribbean millionaire with some psychopathic tendencies and nothing to lose. Oliver is the only man on television right now.

"Dude, she totally boned me!"
- that guy's lung, after being punctured