I'm surprised she knows what a pass is considering she's been married to Kobe Bryant for all these years.

Malone: Give me your best shot, Kobe

small quibble, "road rage" implies losing it over some trivial driving faux pas. Someone rear-ending you at a stop light is grounds for maximum apeshit fury.

Turns out she lost a child fairly recently, and that van was the family's sole mode of transportation. So you can understand her anger.

And people wonder why there aren't more brothers in the NHL.

For God's sake and mine, let me fix that picture for you.

Browns Owner: What's with these pre-draft shenanigans I'm hearing about Kevin? It's getting some people in the league pretty upset.

Question: If the Patriots were doing this, would the would literally explode?

"THAT'S TOTALLY UNFAIR HIRING SOMEONE WHO WORKED WITH THE KID BEFORE THE COMBINE!!"

The Browns understand the potential consequences of exploiting this loophole, but a high-ranking team executive said that, "it's worth taking a shot".

RIP, pro career of Marcus Mariota.

Corruption? From Chicago? Noooooo....

You can almost hear the champagne corks popping.

Jon Stewart always gave me a way to work through the anger and frustration and ridiculousness and wrongdoings of politics and people. Whatever awful thing had happened, you could watch him and even though the problem didn't get better, you at least could work through it and just go "Ya, somebody fucking gets it." And…

"Those of us at the live taping were shocked when he announced his resignation."

I had to put my dog to sleep yesterday. Give the guy his dog back.

This could absolutely happen! Sort of hoping it does!

@kevinlove: Stop trying to find a way to OPT-OUT and just OPT-IN. Be apart of something special! Just my thoughts

What an idiot. She does know they were searching for the most cavalier dancer, right?