Compared to Doug Baldwin, Hoomanawanui got off cheap for his unsportsmanlike vowel movement.

Much in the same way than an Oklahoma convict asked a judge to extend his sentence three years to match his favorite basketball player, Rob Gronkowski has requested his fine be increased by one dollar.

I thought that, too, but then I figured the NFL never got a copy of the tape. So when they finally see those punches, Goodell will probably suspend some guys.

"Just copulated with the lightly hirsute Edelman. Earlier at the bacchanalia, he displayed his abdominal brawn to the hoi polloi. Quelle horreur! (of course I mean that ironically) "

Julien Edelman bailed rather quickly as he grew tired of being asked to give some insight into the evolution of the market economy in the southern colonies.

I don't know if there's anything beyond you, but something definitely went over you.

Wilson: I don't know what happened. I thought I put the ball there. I don't know though. He cut inside. I don't know if 21 was on top or underneath. I think he just went around him.

These girls are really in a tight spot here. New York is infamous for its lack of hotels.

This is first guy to turn down sechs.

This is no big deal. I hang out with Rosie Palms and her five sisters every night

"…and what type of lion did you say it was again?"

Maybe that one "Not Sure" guy rents.

Follow that up with a four putt and you have a typical hole for me.

Fool me once, shame on you.
Fool me twice, sh... hey, where'd you go!?!

I don't think you know what Social Anxiety Disorder is.

Hey fella - thanks for asking. In times past, no star existed so folks would express their pleasure with "+1." Obviously, that doesn't need to happen anymore, but I still do it for two reasons. First, Kinja sees the "+1" as a comment and generally tends to promote comments with responses and this serves as such.…

Interesting, thoughtful comments from both players.

"When I was in college, I'd be going to class, some student comes to me and says 'I pay your tuition.' I'm like, you don't pay my damn tuition. My mom paid my tuition when she worked two jobs, and I woke up every morning at 6 a.m. and I worked hard. To think about it, it makes me so mad and irate that people are so…

My god, it's like someone asked him a question about it directly and he would be fined if he didn't show up to be asked to provide comments!

And why in hell shouldn't he comment? He's a smart man with opinions, why shouldn't he share them?