I'm just saying, it'd make a better halftime show. That's all.

True story. I once got in a bar fight with them a few years back while I was on vacation. I was enjoying the Mediterranean air having a bottle of Pietra Ale when we started arguing. Next thing I know I'm toe to toe with one of them. I punched him in the mouth as hard as I could. Should have knocked him out. He barely…

"See? They all look the same."

J.R. Smith on Cleveland: "It is a city."

Why is this dipshit pulled out of the gray?

Always highlight truthers.

/throws ball into elliptical machines

The page in the NFL rulebook that explains the tuck rule

It's hard to make out, but that amorphous blue thing is supposed to be a wildcat

This is really serious news and quite shocking. Who made Jagr a Count?

Jagr said that this reminded him of the whole smallpox epidemic from earlier in his career.

Look, if I want to hear from a governor who is serious about doughnuts, it's going to be New Jersey.

What an arrogant way to speak. I bet you minored in English. Good for you... Guilty until proven innocent seems to be the entire country's mindset outside of New England. It's gross. Especially over something so minuscule. Funny how there isn't a witch hunt out for Aaron Rodgers after he admittedly stated he…

Sure dude. The team's reputation has been torn to shred the last week without one piece of evidence. come try and get the crown.

Miko: This is like putting these players through 2 car crashes a week! They don't care about the players, they care about the money!

I nominate Miko Grimes to stand in for all of Marshawn Lynch's press conferences.
All in favor?

After seeing her cake, Miko Grimes' emergency oral surgery doesn't come as a huge surprise.

The idea of Dan Snyder fucking a horse is completely crude and unnecessary, Kyle. I hope you're sued to the highest extent of the law by that poor horse.

Preferably a driver.