Fuck the NCAA. Penn State got their bowl ban reduced, their scholarships reinstated and now Paterno gets his wins back? They knowingly harbored a child molester and will now not suffer at all because of it. Fuck the NCAA and fuck Penn State.

I don't even have a joke. Fuck the NCAA, fuck Penn State, and fuck Joe Paterno's rotting corpse.

This, basically. Kudos to those coming up with one-liners; I'm barely coherent with rage.

The year is still young

No one had ever deserved it more.

This entire thing, start to finish, has been some kinda bullshit.

Sure is nice of them to look the other way.

#legitimizeapedophileenabler

Just when you thought FIFA or the IOC had "worst sports governing body" all but locked up for 2015 the NCAA throws their hat back into the ring.

I'm usually not a supporter of the death penalty, but I'll always make an exception for Penn State.

He'll be fine

Oh man, he better hope it doesn't rain.

This is really tasteless, Barry. That man just had his home broken into.

To be fair, after losing his soul that kid's NFL draft stock improved dramatically.

how did people in Seattle recognize NBA stars?

Would you be surprised to discover he has three brothers named Kirk, Kaleb, and Klayton?

Kyle Korver looks like the kind of guy who, if his last name was spelled Corver, his parents would have spelled his first name "Cyle."

"Ooops you missed" - Roy Halladay 2010

So what's left for him?