Dear Stan, I wrote you but you still ain't called/

Q - How do you avoid a Turkish clothesline?

Rowland is also one hell of a defender, blocking shots at will. In fact I read somewhere that he led Turkey in stuffing.

On the Origin of Speciousness

and gave a bunch of money to Mitt Romney's campaign.

As a Republican, Curt should be less concerned with where his votes are coming from and more concerned with suppressing them.

Of course Curt Schilling isn't gonna listen to a bunch of old geezer sportswriters. Why would he start paying attention to fossils now?

Leave it to a creationist to start making shit up.

Least deserving DHOFN ever.

I thought they might wait a little longer to announce this, but Gerrard just had to let it slip.

If this is your company's "mascot", this shit will happen occasionally.

So is the Chicago Bears Organization but no one goes after them

^^^must be a disgruntled cab driver

I think the $1600 he was charged was refunded AND he got a $1600 credit? there is no effing way he just got store credit for the original transaction.

because Uber is a pyramid scheme of unlicensed and unvetted weirdos

still better and less shady than Uber

You sonofabitch. +1

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[Phone]: *Rings*

I think he took it a little too literally when a fan yelled at him to "Make the call!"