This was the Seinfeld equivalent of a post - no plot, no story, just...something.

If the Internet had a commercial, that would be its tagline.

I have no idea what I just read nor why I read it.

Jean Beliveau approves.

Did you know there are still people who don't like P.K. Subban? This Christmas, please shun those people.

If not now, when?

And in Chicago Jay Cutler has been going undercover as a professional football player.

The Buttfumble plaque has saved Christmas.

Catching up on overdue end of year accolades sounds like a lot of work. Fortunately you can handle the 2012, 2013 and 2014 Commenter of the Year awards in a single post.

The Buttfumble plaque is brilliant.

What Deadspin's Commenters' Parents Thought Of Deadspin This Year:

A friend of my cousin's made $54,000 for one week of work. Want to see how? Follow the link.

Inspired by the classic Philadelphia icon, Stocky.

Actually, it's pretty common for these kinds of shirts to get donated to third-world states, where issues such as mass corruption and excessive police force run rampant.

As with most Josh Smith releases, it clanged off the back iron and flew out of bounds.

Clausen getting speared in the head may put the Bears offense in a real pickle.

shlubby dude in the back with the Utley t-shirt doing the "one clap and let's get the fuck outta here" move is a treasure.