A-Rod thought the added weight would help lower his suspension.
A-Rod thought the added weight would help lower his suspension.
Suspension or no suspension, he doesn't seem to be missing any plate appearances.
a roster that includes five pro Bowlers.
HOW DO I LOOK IN THESE??!!
Walmart Greeter: Welcome to Walmart!
When...the ball hits your glass
You can't really blame Amare- where there's tits and drinks, there's usually JR Smith.
In trying to determine who drew a dick on their new mascot, the team immediately ruled out ex-manager Dusty Baker, as that would require him to use his pen.
Cubs Intern: Ummm Mr. Green, I think there is something you need to see.
From Negative to Despicable: A History of the Chicago Cubs
The 49ers do very well with Sacrament-0 folks.
Church? No time for church! I have to go see a Sunday morning event at a taxpayer-subsidized structure where everyone chants songs together, drinks cheap wine, and worships a miraculous holy man who got needles stuck in him.
"You want Mario gone? Get in line."